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Saturday, 30 August 2025

Word of the day - MOPE

The word today is Mope

Mope is a intransitive verb, meaning a verb or verb construction that does not require or cannot take a direct object (such as snow or sleep). It appeared in English in the 1560s, from Dutch and German sources; giving it many meanings:

- To think gloomily about something, possibly into dejection

- To be unhappy and unwilling to be positive in any way

- To give oneself over to brooding, listlessness and dejection

- To be dull and without spirit, spending time doing very little

- To have a listless or aimless manner as if sad or depressed


This child looks like she is moping!











England pronounces mope like mowp and mowp-ing, though it not a frequently used word.

At the time of a person having a mope they are said to be moping
If you mope, or you're moping people may say you are being moody
Some replace "He's moping" with "He's sulking" or "Sorry for himself"
To often mope people will eventually refer to you as "a misery guts"
The word sulking could replace moping in many sentences (I think)

If you need more start here or here or better still here.

There is an index of words of the day.

If you are brave or foolish enough to dig into the different types of words in English, try this.

Sunday, 24 August 2025

Batty book titles


I'm aware of how childish this article is, but I don't care.

Remember a 70's craze for improbable book titles?

To illustrate my point here are those I remember; even the lame ones.

Flying High - by L.E. Copter
I Fell Off A Cliff - by Eileen Dover
Falling Down - by Willie Bounce
Naughtiness - by Ben Dover and Phil McCrackin
Naughtiness 2 - by Reah Entry
You're Nicked! - by Les B. Avenue
Understanding Fossils - by Dina Sore and Terry Dactyl
I Love My Truck - by Laurie Driver
I Love My Spectacles - by Seymour Clearly
Surviving A Tiger - by Claude Bottom
I Escaped - by Scott Free
Loneliness Is Tough - by Billy Nomates
Going Solo - by Willie Stroker
Being Different - by Tom Boy
Being Musical - by I. Singh
Saving Money - by Penny Pincher
I'm In Advertising - by Bill Boards
Where's Wendy - by Peter Pan
Winter Travel - by Bob Sleigh
I'm Not Ready - by Hugo First
I'm So Tired - by Mustafa Rest
Making Porn - by Ivor Biggun and Ivor Whopper
Making Porn 2 - by Ivanna Fucku
Getting Lucky - by Willie Fucker
Fame At Last - by Holly Wood
Lucky With Women - by I. Pullem
Take Me If You Can - by Hugh Mungus
I Can't Breath - by Dick Sucker
I Can't Pay Now - by Bill Melater
Dressing Windows - by Annette Curtain
Languages Are Easy - by Polly Glot
Hanging Wallpaper - by Polly Cell
A Brilliant Film - by Stella Cast
Getting Drunk - by Johnnie Walker
A Big Win - by Jack Pot
Puddings - by Roly Poly
Spanking - by Rosie Bottom
A Little Bit Of Pain - by Dick Thrasher
How To Nag - by Mona Lot
Classic Tankards - by Toby Jug
Hearing Things - by Isabel Ringing
Birdsong - by Dawn Chorus 
Telling Tales - by Hugh Liar 
Wildlife Water - by Lily Pond
Smelly Feet - by Jim Shoes
I Shot A Sheriff - by B. B. Gunn
Portable Light - by Tilly Lamp
I Give In - by Hugh Winn
Meeting Deadlines - by Justin Time
Signs Of Poor Workmanship - by Lucy Screws 
Worthless Trinkets - by Nick Nacks
We Can't Agree - by Miles Apart
I Need Aspirin - by Ed Ache
What Are The Facts - by Sir Cumspection
Spunk On The Bed - by Mr. Completely
Plastics - by Polly Propelene
I Can't Lift That! - by Dickie Back
Tough Times - by Helen Back
Prickly Plants - by Holly Bush
A Fish Supper - by Chip Fryer
Procrastination - by May B. Later
School Starts - by Wendy Bellrings
Posh Schools - by Ivy League
Spend, Spend, Spend! - by Rich Mann
Not Digital! - by Anna Log
Exotic Shrubs - by Jasmine Grower
Going Bareback - by Johnnie Dumper
Loving Sex - by Randy Sod
Going Down! - by Fanny Licker
Danger At Sea - by Coral Reef
Ploughing - by Connie Lingus
Good Food - by Chris B. Bacon
You'll Want To See This - by Mike Hunt
How Embarrassing - by Fanny Farts
Child Abuse - by Moe Lester
Bad Smells - by Hugh Farted
Being Broke - by Penny Less
Don't Do Drugs - by Crystal Meth
Know Your Future - by Krystal Ball
Fantasizing - by Jack Off with Rudi Thoughts
Playing With The Big Boys - by Hugh Jainus
The Love Of Men - by Gay Bouy
Too Much Booze - by I.B. Sick
Big Tits - by Norma Snockers
Pre-come - by Dick Trickle
Playing The Fool - by Dick Wad
Small Dicks - by Justin Cider 
Keep Safe - by Jock Strap
A Scottish Valley - by Glen Coe
Strong Winds - by Gale Force
I'm so annoyed - by Gunter Killem
I Love Tea - by Ginger Biscuit
Felling Trees - by Tim Burr
On The Beach - by Sandy Bottom
Exciting Stories - by Cliff Hanger
Easy Money - by Robin Banks
Scamming - by E.Z. Money
Where did they go? - by Mary Celeste
As Good As Butter -  by Marg A. Reen
Fast Food - by Donna Kebab
Too Much Drink - by Stu Per
Never Drunk - by Ginger Ale
Playing Safe - by Pru Dense
Killing People - by Tommy Gun
Stuck On The Loo - by Tom Tits
Master HTTP - by Dot Com
Palindromes - by Hannah
Toilet Training - by P. Here
Taking A Stroll - by Wanda Round
I Love Dancing - by Lindy Hop
Cross The Road Safely - by Luke Bothways
What A State To Be In - by Ken Tucky
Racing Cars - by Monty Carlo
London Airports - by Stan Stead and Heath Row
Itchy Scalps - by Dan Druff
Break Windows! - by Chuck Stones 
Stealing Cars by - Joy Rider
What's That Smell - by Hugh Stink 
Big Bags - by Carrie More
Static Electricity - by Bri Nylon
Getting Lost - by Wanda Off
Not Understanding - by I. B. Thick
I Love Christmas - by Carol Singer
Who knows what I am - by Polly Morfus
Talking Rubbish - by Poppy Cock
Gay Pride - by Les B. Friends
My Favourite Weed - by Dan D. Lion
Sunny Days Ahead - by Wendy Rainstops
Resolving Heart Conditions - by Angie O'Gram
Old Cars - by Mini & Morris Minor
Sporting Cars - by Mini Cooper
I Love Synthetics - by Polly Ester
Hit Records - by Poppy Tunes
Great Beers - by Stella Artois
Bingo! - by Tom Bola
Salad Oil - by Olive Tree
Spicy Sausages - by Sir Larmy
Simple Cakes -by Rock Buns
Mountain Safety - by Guy Ropes
Cat Toilets - by Kitty Litter
Too High - by Al Timeter
I'm Cold - by Jack Frost
I'm The Leader - by Hugh Followme
Running Away - by Al Beofthen
Good Phones - by Sam Sung. 

If you find these intriguing, this site is so much better.

Wednesday, 20 August 2025

Funny - Make me smile

These make me smile - perhaps you will too.

N.B. If you own any of these images drop me a line and I'll remove it.


I feel like this parrot



HOWDY (by Gemma Beniston)








































This is my favourite



Expectation?


Anti-climax?









Always make use of your assets!



George used to love fishing!



See the book title



Visit the grave, wash it, then have chat. R.I.P. Dad












ALEXA! - I ordered Baby cheeses








When he thinks you're "needy"


My wife answered - "sure, I'll take inside the house, you the outside"


A bit naughty and I didn't get it at first










Prediction - This may seem funny now but just you wait and see.
 Football and boxing robots are cute, but "we" will weaponize them.











So True



Damn those flat-earthers






I'm smiling






A Digital storage unit?












They know me so well



We all want good wood right?









Are we talking about Trump?








See some funny errors that predictive text can make more than once and then some feedback comments.

UK Footballer Duncan Ferguson was a known hot-head on the field and this Facebook snippet makes me laugh, not so much because of the action, but the commentator, who perfectly and comedically describes the scene. Jimmy Bullard's "soft lemons"!

Not Duncan's proudest moment?



I could not let this one go, nor this clip from a children's programme.

This guy has a take on modern kids (if you liked that here's another one of his)

This one is factual, educational and funny (a bit).