Batty book titles

I'm aware of how childish this article is, but I don't care.

I remember a craze in the 70's for improbable book titles?

To illustrate my point here are those I remember; even the lame ones.

Flying High - by L.E. Copter
I Fell Off A Cliff - by Eileen Dover
Falling Down - by Willie Bounce
Naughtiness - by Ben Dover and Phil McCrackin
Naughtiness 2 - Reah Entry
You're Nicked! - by Les B. Avenue
Understanding Fossils - by Dina Sore and Terry Dactyl
I Love My Truck - by Laurie Driver
I Love My Spectacles - by Seymour Clearly
Surviving A Tiger - by Claude Bottom
I Escaped - by Scott Free
Loneliness Is Tough - by Billy Nomates
Going Solo - by Willie Stroker
Being Different - by Tom Boy
Being Musical - by I. Singh
Saving Money - by Penny Pincher
I'm In Advertising - by Bill Boards
Where's Wendy - by Peter Pan
Winter Travel - by Bob Sleigh
I'm Not Ready - by Hugo First
I'm So Tired - by Mustafa Rest
Making Porn - by Ivor Biggun and Ivor Whopper
Making Porn 2 - by Ivanna Fucku
Getting Lucky - Willie Fucker
Lucky With Women - by I. Pullem
Take Me If You Can - by Hugh Mungus
I Can't Breath - by Dick Sucker
I Can't Pay Now - by Bill Melater
Dressing Windows - by Annette Curtain
Languages Are Easy - by Polly Glot
Hanging Wallpaper - by Polly Cell

A Brilliant Film - by Stella Cast

Getting Drunk - by Johnnie Walker

A Big Win - by Jack Pot

Puddings - by Roly Poly

Spanking - by Rosie Bottom

A Little Bit Of Pain - by Dick Thrasher

How To Nag - by Mona Lot

Classic Tankards - by Toby Jug

Hearing Things - by Isabel Ringing

Birdsong - by Dawn Chorus 

Telling Tales - by Hugh Liar 

Wildlife Water - by Lily Pond

Smelly Feet - by Jim Shoes

I Shot A Sheriff - by B. B. Gunn

Portable Light - by Tilly Lamp

I Give In - by Hugh Winn

Meeting Deadlines - by Justin Time

Signs Of Poor Workmanship - by Lucy Screws 

Worthless Trinkets - by Nick Nacks

We Can't Agree - by Miles Apart

I Need Aspirin - by Ed Ache

What Are The Facts - by Sir Cumspection

Spunk On The Bed - by Mr. Completely

Plastics - by Polly Propelene

I Can't Lift That! - by Dickie Back

Tough Times - by Helen Back

Prickly Plants - by Holly Bush

A Fish Supper - by Chip Fryer

Procrastination - by May B. Later

School Starts - by Wendy Bellrings

Posh Schools - by Ivy League

Spend, Spend, Spend! - by Rich Mann

Not Digital! - by Anna Log

Exotic Shrubs - by Jasmine Grower

Going Bareback - by Johnnie Dumper

Loving Sex - by Randy Sod

Going Down! - by Fanny Licker

Danger At Sea - by Coral Reef

Ploughing - by Connie Lingus

Good Food - by Chris B. Bacon

You'll Want To See This - by Mike Hunt

How Embarrassing - by Fanny Farts

Child Abuse - by Moe Lester

Bad Smells - by Hugh Farted

Being Broke - by Penny Less

Don't Do Drugs - by Crystal Meth

Know Your Future - by Krystal Ball

Fantasizing - by Jack Off with Rudi Thoughts

The Love Of Men - by Gay Bouy

Too Much Booze - by I.B. Sick

Big Tits - by Norma Snockers

Pre-coming - by Dick Trickle

Playing The Fool - by Dick Wad

Small Dicks - by Justin Cider 

Keep Safe - by Jock Strap

A Scottish Valley - by Glen Coe

Strong Winds - by Gale Force

I'm so annoyed - by Gunter Killem

I Love Tea - by Ginger Biscuit

Felling Trees - by Tim Burr

On The Beach - by Sandy Bottom

Exciting Stories - by Cliff Hanger

Easy Money - by Robin Banks

Scamming - by E.Z. Money

Where did they go? - by Mary Celeste

As Good As Butter -  by Marg A. Reen

Fast Food - by Donna Kebab

Too Much Drink - by Stu Per

Never Drunk - by Ginger Ale

Playing Safe - by Pru Dense

Killing People - Tommy Gun

Stuck On The Loo - by Tom Tits

Master HTTP - by Dot Com

Palindromes - by Hannah

Toilet Training - by P. Here

Taking A Stroll - by Wanda Round

I Love Dancing - by Lindy Hop

Stay Safe! - by Luke Bothways

What A State To Be In - by Ken Tucky

Racing Cars - by Monty Carlo

London Airports - by Stan Stead and Heath Row

Itchy Scalps - by Dan Druff

Break Windows! - by Chuck Stones 

Stealing Cars by - Joy Rider

What's That Smell - by Hugh Stink 

Big Bags - by Carrie More

Static Electricity - by Bri Nylon

Getting Lost - by Wanda Off

Not Understanding - by I. B. Thick

I Love Christmas - by Carol Singer

Who knows what I am - by Polly Morfus

Talking Rubbish - by Poppy Cock

Gay Pride - by Les B. Friends

My Favourite Weed - by Dan D. Lion

Sunny Days Ahead - by Wendy Rainstops

Old Cars - by Mini & Morris Minor

Sporting Cars - by Mini Cooper

Hit Records - by Poppy Tunes

Great Beers - by Stella Artois

Bingo! - by Tom Bola

Salad Oil - by Olive Tree

Mountain Safety - by Guy Ropes

Cat Toilets - by Kitty Litter

Too High - by Al Timeter

I'm Cold - by Jack Frost

I'm The Leader - by Hugh Followme

Good Phones - by Sam Sung. 

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