I'm aware of how childish this article is, but I don't care.
I remember a craze in the 70's for improbable book titles?
To illustrate my point here are those I remember; even the lame ones.
Flying High - by L.E. Copter
I Fell Off A Cliff - by Eileen Dover
Falling Down - by Willie Bounce
Naughtiness - by Ben Dover and Phil McCrackin
Naughtiness 2 - Reah Entry
You're Nicked! - by Les B. Avenue
Understanding Fossils - by Dina Sore and Terry Dactyl
I Love My Truck - by Laurie Driver
I Love My Spectacles - by Seymour Clearly
Surviving A Tiger - by Claude Bottom
I Escaped - by Scott Free
Loneliness Is Tough - by Billy Nomates
Going Solo - by Willie Stroker
Being Different - by Tom Boy
Being Musical - by I. Singh
Saving Money - by Penny Pincher
I'm In Advertising - by Bill Boards
Where's Wendy - by Peter Pan
Winter Travel - by Bob Sleigh
I'm Not Ready - by Hugo First
I'm So Tired - by Mustafa Rest
Making Porn - by Ivor Biggun and Ivor Whopper
Making Porn 2 - by Ivanna Fucku
Getting Lucky - Willie Fucker
Lucky With Women - by I. Pullem
Take Me If You Can - by Hugh Mungus
I Can't Breath - by Dick Sucker
I Can't Pay Now - by Bill Melater
Dressing Windows - by Annette Curtain
Languages Are Easy - by Polly Glot
Hanging Wallpaper - by Polly Cell
Getting Drunk - by Johnnie Walker
A Big Win - by Jack Pot
Puddings - by Roly Poly
Spanking - by Rosie Bottom
A Little Bit Of Pain - by Dick Thrasher
How To Nag - by Mona Lot
Classic Tankards - by Toby Jug
Hearing Things - by Isabel Ringing
Birdsong - by Dawn Chorus
Telling Tales - by Hugh Liar
Wildlife Water - by Lily Pond
Smelly Feet - by Jim Shoes
I Shot A Sheriff - by B. B. Gunn
Portable Light - by Tilly Lamp
I Give In - by Hugh Winn
Meeting Deadlines - by Justin Time
Signs Of Poor Workmanship - by Lucy Screws
Worthless Trinkets - by Nick Nacks
We Can't Agree - by Miles Apart
I Need Aspirin - by Ed AcheWhat Are The Facts - by Sir CumspectionSpunk On The Bed - by Mr. CompletelyPlastics - by Polly PropeleneTrouble Standing - by Dickie BackTough Times - by Helen Back
Prickly Plants - by Holly Bush
A Fish Supper - by Chip Fryer
Procrastination - by May B. Later
School Starts - by Wendy Bellrings
Posh Schools - by Ivy League
Spend, Spend, Spend! - by Rich Mann
Not Digital! - by Anna Log
Exotic Shrubs - by Jasmine Grower
Going Bareback - by Johnnie Dumper
Loving Sex - by Randy Sod
Going Down! - by Fanny Licker
Danger At Sea - by Coral Reef
Ploughing - by Connie Lingus
Good Food - by Chris B. Bacon
You'll Want To See This - by Mike Hunt
How Embarrassing - by Fanny Farts
Child Abuse - by Moe Lester
Bad Smells - by Hugh Farted
Being Broke - by Penny Less
Don't Do Drugs - by Crystal Meth
Know Your Future - by Krystal Ball
Fantasizing - by Jack Off with Rudi Thoughts
The Love Of Men - by Gay Bouy
Too Much Booze - by I.B. Sick
Big Tits - by Norma Snockers
Pre-coming - by Dick Trickle
Playing The Fool - by Dick Wad
Small Dicks - by Justin Cider
Keep Safe - by Jock Strap
A Scottish Valley - by Glen Coe
Strong Winds - by Gale Force
I'm so annoyed - by Gunter Killem
I Love Tea - by Ginger Biscuit
Felling Trees - by Tim Burr
On The Beach - by Sandy Bottom
Exciting Stories - by Cliff Hanger
Easy Money - by Robin Banks
Scamming - by E.Z. Money
Where did they go? - by Mary Celeste
As Good As Butter - by Marg A. Reen
Fast Food - by Donna Kebab
Too Much Drink - by Stu Per
Never Drunk - by Ginger Ale
Playing Safe - by Pru Dense
Killing People - Tommy Gun
Stuck On The Loo - by Tom Tits
Master HTTP - by Dot Com
Palindromes - by Hannah
Toilet Training - by P. Here
Taking A Stroll - by Wanda Round
I Love Dancing - by Lindy Hop
Stay Safe! - by Luke Bothways
What A State To Be In - by Ken Tucky
Racing Cars - by Monty Carlo
London Airports - by Stan Stead and Heath Row
Itchy Scalps - by Dan Druff
Break Windows! - by Chuck Stones
Stealing Cars by - Joy Rider
What's That Smell - by Hugh Stink
Big Bags - by Carrie More
Static Electricity - by Bri Nylon
Getting Lost - by Wanda Off
Not Understanding - by I. B. Thick
I Love Christmas - by Carol Singer
Who knows what I am - by Polly Morfus
Talking Rubbish - by Poppy Cock
Gay Pride - by Les B. Friends
My Favourite Weed - by Dan D. Lion
Sunny Days Ahead - by Wendy Rainstops
Old Cars - by Mini & Morris Minor
Sporting Cars - by Mini Cooper
Hit Records - by Poppy Tunes
Bingo! - by Tom Bola
Salad Oil - by Olive Tree
Mountain Safety - by Guy Ropes
Cat Toilets - by Kitty Litter
Too High - by Al Timeter
I'm Cold - by Jack Frost
I'm The Leader - by Hugh FollowmeGood Phones - by Sam Sung.
